2. Drinkify
Type in what you're listening to and find out it's perfect drink pairing. My favorites...
The Knife: 6 oz. Rum, Fucking Rum. Serve neat.
The Paris Hilton: 12 oz. Marijuana, 12 oz. Monster Energy Drink. Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve.
The Daniel Johnston: 1 Bud Lite. Serve cold. 
"The only thing we can assert with 100% historical accuracy is that holy shit, Judas was creepy as fuck. Just look at him. Ugh."
4. Ummm whaaaaaat?
Hook it up San Fransisco
5. http://www.thefuckingweather.com/
6. Jason Alexander's Gun Rant
"Then I get messages from seemingly decent and intelligent people who offer things like: @BrooklynAvi: Guns should only be banned if violent crimes committed with tomatoes means we should ban tomatoes. OR @nysportsguys1: Drunk drivers kill, should we ban fast cars?
I’m hoping that right after they hit send, they take a deep breath and realize that those arguments are completely specious. I believe tomatoes and cars have purposes other than killing. What purpose does an AR-15 serve to a sportsman that a more standard hunting rifle does not serve? Let’s see – does it fire more rounds without reload? Yes. Does it fire farther and more accurately? Yes. Does it accommodate a more lethal payload? Yes. So basically, the purpose of an assault style weapon is to kill more stuff, more fully, faster and from further away. To achieve maximum lethality. Hardly the primary purpose of tomatoes and sports cars."
Hook it up San Fransisco
5. http://www.thefuckingweather.com/
6. Jason Alexander's Gun Rant
"Then I get messages from seemingly decent and intelligent people who offer things like: @BrooklynAvi: Guns should only be banned if violent crimes committed with tomatoes means we should ban tomatoes. OR @nysportsguys1: Drunk drivers kill, should we ban fast cars?
I’m hoping that right after they hit send, they take a deep breath and realize that those arguments are completely specious. I believe tomatoes and cars have purposes other than killing. What purpose does an AR-15 serve to a sportsman that a more standard hunting rifle does not serve? Let’s see – does it fire more rounds without reload? Yes. Does it fire farther and more accurately? Yes. Does it accommodate a more lethal payload? Yes. So basically, the purpose of an assault style weapon is to kill more stuff, more fully, faster and from further away. To achieve maximum lethality. Hardly the primary purpose of tomatoes and sports cars."
