-Never apologize for two days of stubble. It lengthens the appearance of the jaw, and some ladies like that kind of thing.
-If you are able, take joy in cooking for others. If you aren’t, set the table.
-Don’t wait til you’re already ordering to ask your girlfriend what she wants to drink.
-Vulgarity for shock is banal. If you want to curse, do it creatively, and in a torrent.
-Losing friends is inevitable. Making enemies is not.
simplify.
Oh, and by the way...